Total Medals Earned: 126 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,245 Points
Medals Earned: 3/12 (175/440 points)
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/16 (105/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 11/18 (155/465 points)
Send an enemy hurtling down a pit
Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth
Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains
Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score
Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score
Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires
Collect 17 gems
Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves
Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest
Complete all the Bonus Rooms
Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!
Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score
Collect all 34 gems
Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score
Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 11/20 (140/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Launch the Turtle
Find the hidden button
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 11/25 (100/495 points)
Die from fire
Die from saw
Die from spikes
Find Warlock's Shield
Find White Monk's Magnet
Kill 25 enemies
Pick up 25 gems with a magnet
Save 25 kitties
Complete 25 levels
Find a tomb
Pick up 50 gems with a magnet
Die from acid
Die from lava
Die from water
Save 100 kitties
Save 50 kitties
Save 75 kitties
Pick up 100 gems with a magnet
Kill 50 enemies
Complete 50 levels
Pick up 75 gems with a magnet
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 75 enemies
Complete 75 levels
Complete 100 levels